Hi, Angie - Lurk all you want! A friend of Keith's is a friend of mine! Plus, your info says you like Usher and 80's hair bands...that's how I know we could all be friends. :)
Love this post and can't wait until my kids can write funny things!
Jaden: ...and at Carter's party the other night we all drank a WHOLE lot of water bottles so we could see if watching scary movies would really make us pee our pants!!
Kidspeak
Me: Grant, take those two candies to the kitchen and eat them there...NOT in the basement!
Grant: Ok Mom!
THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP (footsteps on the basement stairs)
Me: Grant! Bring them back up here NOW!
Grant: What?!...how did you even KNOW?!!
Kidspeak
Grant (screaming from the shower): MOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!
Me (flying like a crazy-woman through the house to save the dying child): OMG! WHAT'S WRONG?!
Grant: Is a Daddy Long-Legs an insect or arachnid?
Kidspeak
From some random conversation:
Jaden: Yeah Mom....zombies are like girls.
Me: How's that?
Jaden: Well, they travel in packs.
Kidspeak
Me: Go back and wash your hands with soap!
Grant: I did! But I couldn't find any soap so I used my toothpaste instead.
Kidspeak
On the way home from school the other day...
Jaden: Oh! I want THAT house over there!
Grant: Why? It's ugly.
Jaden: Because the yard is full of goats.
Me: What are you going to do with a bunch of goats?
Jaden: Wrestle them!
Kidspeak
Matt brings home paper for the printer last night...
Grant: Mom LOOK! Dad brought home a whole LOAF of paper!!
Kidspeak
Jaden:
(after posing for a picture while wearing my cute strappy shoes w/ the 3 inch wedge heels)
Mom, I know this is kinda weird, but I'm having this strange compulsion for you to post that on Facebook now.
Kidspeak
Jaden: Hey Mom....I think my toothpaste makes me toot.
Kidspeak
Me: Jaden! Get back in the shower and use SOAP this time!
Jaden: WHAT? How do you KNOW these things??!
Me: *evil mommy laugh*
Kidspeak
Playing Sonic Sega Racers with Grant....
Matt: I'm so gonna beat you, you're toast!
Grant: Whatever, I like toast.
Kidspeak
Jaden: Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish. How many pieces do you wish?
Grant: Green!
Kidspeak
Grant: Mom, I wish I had a gold tooth. I'm going to ask Santa for one.
Kidspeak
Jaden: Hey Grandma! We went to El Chico the other day and I had to go to the potty to, you know. So when I sat down and closed the door I saw this writing. I had to turn my head a little to read it and it said, "You are now pooping at a 40 degree angle" !!
Grandma: (laughing so hard she's falling out of the chair)
Kidspeak
J: Grant, I hope you didn't steal those, 'cause if you did you could get thrown in judy.
G: What's judy?
J: Jail for kids!
Kidspeak
As I'm walking out after tucking our insomniac into bed for the 3rd time...
Jaden: Mom, can I have another hug?
Me: Do you promise you'll stay in your bed and not get up again for any reason?
Jaden: Yes...I promise. But what if I'm bleeding profusely?
Kidspeak
Me: Ow! This sunburn really hurts!
Jaden: Mom, I'm beginning to really wish you had used sunblock.
Me (hearing his irritation): Yeah, I guess I'll stop complaining now and just remember the sunblock next time.
9 comments:
Does that say "tooting"? ROFL If it does I'm sure it's something my girls would be interested in seeing.
Boys...Gotta love them. Tooting is part of our dail, no hourly, vocabulary!!!
Love me some little boys AND their humor.
I'm a little scared that my little gentleman is going to turn into a little boy!!
That is soooo cute, and so great that you captured that memory!!
Hi, Angie - Lurk all you want! A friend of Keith's is a friend of mine! Plus, your info says you like Usher and 80's hair bands...that's how I know we could all be friends. :)
Love this post and can't wait until my kids can write funny things!
This is absolutely adorable! Keep it forever!! I love our little boys!!
Cute!
so sweet, Angie! Love those boys....
Often, I will read (and reread) Kyle your Kidspeak in the margins. We can't wait for LK to start saying funny things!
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