Me: Jaden! Can you believe Santa is coming tonight? I wonder what he's going to bring you guys!
Jaden (dead serious): I dunno, Mom. I think Santa might have put me and Grant on the naughty list this year.
Jaden: Yeah. I sure hope he writes that list in pencil so if he changes his mind he could just erase us off there!
Sometimes it's so hard to keep a straight face.